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Autumn approaches, the weather is cooling off, and the evenings are slowly getting shorter. These are all indications that hunting season is about to start. The old guys at the range trying to get a 100 yard zero with a shitty Simmons scope, reaming out their bores endlessly and complaining about the weather. It's a wonderful time of year.

Last season, we had Mr. Vang, the noted philosopher and medicine man. Pretty tough to beat, as far as weird hunting shit.

Well 2005 is a banner year, and the premier player is going to be hard to top.

Cops in North Carolina thought it was odd enough a Jacksonville man was
driving an ambulance reported stolen hours earlier.
Odder still was that he
was wearing a makeshift doctor's uniform consisting of a stethoscope, a
pager-like gadget and latex gloves stuffed in his back pocket.
But then
things started getting really strange when they saw a dead deer, fully stretched
out and wedged in the back. Some said there was an intravenous line attached to
the animal and there was evidence a defibrillator had been used.

I'm posting a picture of the 6-point buck's ass above. Rest assured, this will be my wallpaper for the next six months. In fact, I may try to work this into the HTML.

Be careful out there this season.